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In the Media Guardian jobs section for Monday, the following advert appeared:

Ever seen "The Game" starring Michael Douglas?"

I haven't.

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Needless to say, I've applied, and the introductory paragraph of my application email looks like this:

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Please, please, please let me get this job.