I was born in Lambeth, but have never lived there. After four years I stopped living in Dulwich (in South London), too, and subsequently stopped living in Chislehurst (also in South London and still the residence of my parents), or at least officially I did. Four years after that I left Cambridge University and settled, like a pint of bad Guinness, two and a half miles away. For a year, I shared a flat with my brother and our pet spider plants; I spent a further year in Fulham before rehabilitating my tape recorders and splitting for Uxbridge, where I now dabble in Matters Man Was Not Ordained To Understand using a sliderule.
I am the bassist of The Long Slide.
I am also known as andrewwyldgonzo.
I am almost all of Fake Teak.
Regarding the Comment, "You have too much Time on your Hands"
Being a frequent Recipient of this Comment, I am not disposed to take kindly to those who use it. Those who use it unwittingly will be referred to this Notice. Those who have been warned will be subjected to a Tirade of Invective. Nothing remains to be said on this Subject.